Α.Sometime during the creation of the cosmos, the infinite energy some refer to as "God", or any other cultural manifestation realized the perfect form from whence cyclic existence could be expressed was through two steel wheels, which he called Adam, and two vinyl records, which he dubbed (no pun intended) eve. Standing alone, this adam, and eve,  where a representation of the chaotic apparent tendancies of creation when viewed as a logical coherent structure. So, in order to create some sembalance of balance, this "God" created a mixer, so as to unify the different polarities of Adam and Eve, so the constant flow of two different elements could harmoniously flow as one and replicate the grand creation, over, and over ,over. Unfortunatley the real Adam ate an apple and screwed the whole thing up, and mankind, instead of being able to enjoy this precious miracle had to fall from whatever perch it was from and start the whole damn process over untill someone invented turntables and vinyl. Then there was the D.J. Balance, one D.J. expressingthe constant harmonious blend of two elements to replicate the primordial creation myth.ω